Women are a strange breed. Their very reason for existence seem to be irritating the hell outta men. Sometimes, i feel that if Adam had discovered the Automobile, the PS2, playing cards and had his buddies round for the big game, i'm sure he would not have had to remove his rib for that constant pain in the side we now call women. I guess the only way u can handle them is NOT to be nice to them. Someone once asked me why i gave them so much face and I seriously can't remember answering that question (at least, not with any merit). At certain points in my life, i think he has a point.
If you're nice, they take advantage of you (some of my close friends will remember the Mentos incident). If ure an asshole, they'll complain and whine to their girl friends and long-suffering nice guy friends but inevitably end up sleeping with u anyway.. so:
A) their nice guy friends realise the advantages of being an absolute bastard and become one.
B) or they actually give up harbouring secret feelings for these girls and turn gay.
C) you, as a big time jerk, get to treat them like crap but still get to sleep with them eventually.
I have encountered certain specimens of women in my life, all of which caused headache and in certain cases, heartbreak. In an extreme case, even extreme delusion and mental breakdown. Their behaviour can be so hard to decipher sometimes... What is up with not msging, then calling us to demand to know why WE never msg? What's with the Jekyll and hyde personalities; sweet, loving, cuddly-coo one minute, and then "super pissed GETOUTTAMYWAY bitch invades Takashimaya" the next? What's with them taking an hour to decide to get ready, another hour to actually implement their plan and finally a hundred million years to remember where they put their banana honeysuckle almond ultra moist, ultra soft, ultra sensuous, ultra sexy lip balm ? What's with trying all the shoes in Orchard then deciding to actually buy a bag instead, "cos i have simply no more space for those lovely pair of Charles and Keith's but this bag is oh-so to die for and a definite must have for this season, doncha know it's in fashion in Milan, Paris, Tokyo, Zimbabwe...bla..bla..yada..yada..yada.."? All these contradict the simple logic of deciding what u want and then doing it..
Argh! Women. Bah! Will never understand them. Once u think u got them remotely figured out, Boom! they morph/evolve/mood swing into sth else. Stay away unless neccessary (read: horny).
Disclaimer: This article is meant strictly only for entertainment and educational purposes only. The writer is in no way discrediting any one individual or women in general and the views expressed here are his own and no one else's. He would also like to state, for the record, that he loves his mum, grandma, sis and gal pals v much and that he fully respects women's right to live, just like any creature of God's green Earth. Peace.
If you're nice, they take advantage of you (some of my close friends will remember the Mentos incident). If ure an asshole, they'll complain and whine to their girl friends and long-suffering nice guy friends but inevitably end up sleeping with u anyway.. so:
A) their nice guy friends realise the advantages of being an absolute bastard and become one.
B) or they actually give up harbouring secret feelings for these girls and turn gay.
C) you, as a big time jerk, get to treat them like crap but still get to sleep with them eventually.
I have encountered certain specimens of women in my life, all of which caused headache and in certain cases, heartbreak. In an extreme case, even extreme delusion and mental breakdown. Their behaviour can be so hard to decipher sometimes... What is up with not msging, then calling us to demand to know why WE never msg? What's with the Jekyll and hyde personalities; sweet, loving, cuddly-coo one minute, and then "super pissed GETOUTTAMYWAY bitch invades Takashimaya" the next? What's with them taking an hour to decide to get ready, another hour to actually implement their plan and finally a hundred million years to remember where they put their banana honeysuckle almond ultra moist, ultra soft, ultra sensuous, ultra sexy lip balm ? What's with trying all the shoes in Orchard then deciding to actually buy a bag instead, "cos i have simply no more space for those lovely pair of Charles and Keith's but this bag is oh-so to die for and a definite must have for this season, doncha know it's in fashion in Milan, Paris, Tokyo, Zimbabwe...bla..bla..yada..yada..yada.."? All these contradict the simple logic of deciding what u want and then doing it..
Argh! Women. Bah! Will never understand them. Once u think u got them remotely figured out, Boom! they morph/evolve/mood swing into sth else. Stay away unless neccessary (read: horny).
Disclaimer: This article is meant strictly only for entertainment and educational purposes only. The writer is in no way discrediting any one individual or women in general and the views expressed here are his own and no one else's. He would also like to state, for the record, that he loves his mum, grandma, sis and gal pals v much and that he fully respects women's right to live, just like any creature of God's green Earth. Peace.
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